Woods chucks girlfriend
17/08/2006 12:00:00 AM
(KP International) James Woods has reportedly dumped his less than half his age girlfriend, Ashley Madison.
Woods, who enters seniorhood at 60 next year, supposedly "[saw] the light" about his 20-year-old (now ex) girlfriend after she showed no grace and a lack of respect at his brother's funeral, where she allegedly showed up wearing "a three-inch miniskirt and chain-smoking."
Scott Sandler, a friend of the actor, told the New York Daily News that, "At the funeral she was concerned about the amount of magazines she was in. Jimmy was on his knees with tears staining his shirt, and she was showing pictures of herself. Jimmy was so overcome by grief his blood pressure went through the roof early last week, and he had to go to the hospital. When he came out, it was like he had seen the light."
Sandler didn't hold back his true feelings about Madison, calling her, "the anti-Christ. She truly has the soul of a moth and the brain of a dead trout."